INVENTIONS & DIMENSIONS

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  • Older than Dick Clark
  • Older than Mick Jagger
  • Older than Little Baby Jesus
  • Older than the "Lindy Hop"
  • Older than Stonehenge
  • Older than opposable thumbs
  • Older than the eight-track tape
  • Older than Bob Hope
  • Older than last night's leftovers
  • Older than "Battle of the Network Stars"
  • Older than Fonzie
  • Older than a Mick Jagger pickup line
  • Older than the Rally Monkey
  • Older than the cast of "Friends"
  • Older than yesterday's news

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